Repeat the mantra: This is not a training and I am not a trained monkey.
The following is a list of five failing formats that I've seen in professional development. This is not meant as a personal attack on a district or an individual, but rather an examination of what's wrong with these formats and how districts can reform these practices.
#1 - Shame On You
Don't buy into the label of "collective inquiry." This type of professional development does not begin with the teacher's passions, interests or questions. Instead, it's a collective guilt session presented through bar graphs and pie graphs explaining just how much a school's test scores suck. Occasionally this will devolve into a blaming game. (Can you tell me just how much your students bombed?) Other times, it leads to some very superficial solutions. (What we need are more plans, a Blackboard Configuration, some test prep and maybe a taser to shock students who get the wrong answers) One year, I counted fourteen "professional development" meetings that fit this criteria. Thankfully, I am now at a school where the PD is much more productive and much less shame-based.
The end result? Horrible staff morale and bitter in-fighting. If I wanted a heavy dose of guilt, I'd watch Oprah. I don't need it in cute graphs, decades-old clip art and comic sans font.
Solution: Sharing data has its place, but it's most valuable presented as a small group or among the students. If we want collective inquiry, the best place to start would be structured action research projects. Why not observe one another's classrooms instead of reading more pie graphs telling you that your school sucks? Why not structure time for teachers who are excelling in one standard to teach a professional development to one's peers?
#2 - One Massive E-mail
This is the type of professional development that really could be presented in the form of an e-mail. It's full of oh-by-the-way's and make-sure-you's. This type of meeting can turn really ugly when an administrator asks if anyone has any questions or comments. All of a sudden, it becomes a debate about whether skinny jeans count on Blue Jean Friday and whether we should consider Crocs as slippers or bona fide shoes. If it weren't for time limits, the conversation would devolve into "someone stole my Diet Coke right out of the fridge" or "I don't know who peed on the toilet seat, but it was just plain gross."
Solution: Scrap this type of meeting altogether and send out a bulleted-point e-mail. Then, when people air their asinine grievances, it's all part of a public record stored on District Office hard drives.
#3 - The Slick Sales Pitch
There's nothing wrong with a well-polished presentation. There is, however, something wrong with a "trainer" (can we get past that term? I'm pretty sure we're not wild animals.) who feels the need to share his secret recipes and magical formulas while knowing nothing of the neighborhood context, the school culture or the collective knowledge of the staff. We don't need an educational version of Shamwow. What we want are practical solutions, authentic dialogue and perhaps even a dose of humility. Share your story. Share some of your failures. Give us student examples that include some mistakes. Otherwise, it's all snake oil and Shamwow.
Solution: There's a right time for expert consultants. However, the criteria should go beyond simply "What does this person know?" If we need a dose of pure knowledge, we'll use Google. Instead, we need to move into "Is this person relevant? Can this person be open to conversation? Does this consultant admit to mistakes?"
#4 - The Next Big Thing
Last week it was student discourse. The week before, it was reading across the curriculum. Before that, it was the explicit teaching of grammar. Now, it's Balanced Reading. When professional development planners drop the Next Big Thing on teachers at random, through the use of paragraph-long Power Point slides, teachers internalize the idea that innovation is simply a fad and that there is no sense of continuity to the notion of best practices.
Solution: Move past the PowerPoint slides and think through the critical issues that really matter. Then create a system of differentiated professional development that allow teachers to go in-depth, think critically and find genuine solutions to meet their individual needs. One teacher might need help in classroom leadership while another might need some advice on differentiated instruction. Either way, schools would do well to consider giving teachers more time to go in-depth.
#5 - The Urgent Message
Schools often use up professional development time with instructions on fire drills, blood borne pathogens and a four-hour course on how to proctor the standardized test. While this type of professional development might be important, it is not truly professional development, because it ultimately does not impact student learning.
Solution: Set aside a small amount of time for those types of meetings or better yet, outsource them to the e-mail. I realize that this sounds simplistic and perhaps it is. However, the excuse that we need to hold teachers accountable for paying attention doesn't make much sense. It's just as easy to daydream during the lecture on proctoring the AIMS test as it is to delete an e-mail.